Blue Eyed Bald Baby

Biography
The Blue Eyed Bald Baby's origins are still debated to this day, even his existence is questioned by Earthlings and Martians frequently. Many supposed encounters with the BEBB have never been substantiated past a "pinkie promise". The most popular depiction of the BEBB is seen on the right and it is theorised that he was born around 340AD Earth time.

The myth that is the BEBB permeates most of modern human history. With reports of the baby appearing throughout the period of history known as 'The Witch Trials', with additional appearances in the Black Death and The Cold War. The only consistent observations made about the BEBB is that he/she had a bald head, blue eyes, and is an infant (hence the name).

The most well-known case of an encounter with the BEBB was the death of Princess Diana in 1997. There are many theories surrounding her death, but one notable one that flies under the radar is the plausible involvement of the BEBB. After the crash a small but important detail was missed when investigating the wreckage of the car. The car had several large streaks of paint that had been scratched off that ran from the point of impact and fanned out for about a metre. Five of these scratches were observed.

These scratches are consistent with a massive Blue-Matter implosion. These implosions usually happen at a sub-atomic level, but large ones are usually seen at sites of much inter-dimensional travel. It is usually accepted that if the BEBB was to exist, it would make the most sense for it's eyes to be made of Blue-Matter (consistent with the accounts of the baby having blue eyes). This combined with the BEBB's long-standing connection to the Scottish and English royal families makes a reasonable, yet weak, case for the BEBB's involvement in Princess Dianna's death.

Trivia

 * Due to the existence of Blue-Matter being absurd to the scientific community at large, any proper scientific research into the BEBB is almost impossible.
 * He probably was a fan of Shakespeare and Gabriel ibn al-Qilai.
 * There is a notable lack of reports on the BEBB throughout the 15th and beginning of the 16th century.
 * He most likely has scurvy

Quotes
It is unlikely that it can speak

Relationships
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