K

Background=The living, breathing proof that humans do not need brains to function (totally safe in zombie apocalypse). Unfortunately locked in a mental asylum at the age of fifteen, he has created a false life, an augmented reality to cope with the emotional trauma suffered at a young age. Supposedly, all of the staff are his 'friends', and his carer is his girlfriend. Don't tell him about his delusions, or he may fall prone to extreme fits of violence or rage.

Biography
Fortunately for everyone on the planet, this deranged individual is currently locked up, keeping us safe and sound, but for fifteen years of his life, he was roaming our streets, killing our brain cells and taking our chromosomes left, right, and centre. Schizophrenia is a lifelong illness. An interesting fact, and one that bears no relation to K, as he clearly does not have schizophrenia.

No, the professional opinions of doctors all around the globe varies, but the general consensus is that K suffers from something so rare, that we, as a society, have never seen anything like it. Many schizophrenics suffer from hallucinations. The difference between them and K is that K suffers from these delusions constantly. Never even a glimmer of reality in his mind. No, to him, he is living the perfect life, when in reality, he thinks that navy blue and black are the same colour, and that unicorns are completely real.
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Trivia
As you can see, he needs help.
 * Emotional trauma or not, brain damage is not something that this man has, leaving doctors wondering why on earth his functional capacity is so low. Crazynumnums has stated that he has been reincarnated, and his previous life included being a serial rapist and torturer who bound his victims and forced them to watch The Emoji Movie and eat haggis (as well as his genitals).
 * He ranks the following from worst to least bad in this exact order:
 * 1) Adultery (Cheating)
 * 2) Pedophilia
 * 3) Bestiality
 * 4) Necrophilia
 * 5) Rape.
 * In his time before the mental asylum, he would often go into hallucinatory states. One such time was the glory of his duel with a cat. He stuck knives between his fingers, proclaiming, "Now we are equals!" Later that day, he went into surgery to stop the internal bleeding.
 * Half the time, he thinks he is 'magic boiii', and half the time he thinks he's a genius. He is wrong 100% of the time.

Quotes
"'They can't get pregnant if they haven't hit puberty.'" "'They can't call you a pedophile if they can't speak yet.'""'It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.'""'It's not illegal if you don't get caught.'""'God's name is Pete.'""'I'm a magician.'""'I am a GENIUS.'"
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