Sim-Paul

The second most powerful being in the known multiverse, Sim-Paul is the greatest and most worthy of worship being ever to exist.

Biography
Sim-Paul has been around from before existence, before time itself. Sim-Paul does not have a gender, nor any other physical features, as he has transcended the need for them. Most common depictions of him are of a bald man with dots for eyes and a line for a mouth. There are many people who claim to have been abducted by Sim-Paul, these people call themselves Sim-Paulists. Science says that it is physically impossible to gaze upon him without your consciousness becoming invalid and being @#%8&^%&* into another dimension (the verb of what Sim-Paul does is unknown to science).

Trivia
- Sim-Paul once made an omelet without eggs.

- Sim-Paul uses pure radiation to bathe in.

- Three people walked in on Sim-Paul playing Roblox, they ceased to be...

- Sim-Paul cannot play Roblox online, as if you were to encounter it's avatar your head would disintegrate.

- When you think you're alone, Sim-Paul IS watching.

- Pythagoras once theorized: Sim=Paul."Can bring men to orgasm four times per second, but only 2.467 times per second for women."

Quotes
"'I know all. I see all. I am... Sim-Paul.'"

Relationships
Sim-Paul transcends the need for relationships.