Bouby

Bouby
A member of the Felis Catus species, Bouby is a regular house cat. However Bouby has been known to mysteriously disappear around lunch time every day and return with a new copy of Jon Turteltaub's Cool Runnings (1994). This anomaly is unexplainable. A request for the eldritch lore explaining the appearance of this great film from Sim Paul. He didn't say anything but he looked thoughtful.

A rant on Harry Potter
Firstly, Ron is a poor comedic relief. His jokes fall flat and are very rarely magic-related puns. Disappointing. Hermione is the most intelligent character in the series, better at magic than Harry. Harry just cries all the time and does poorly at school despite being the chosen one. The definitely could have enchanted an envelope to have extra space, then placed a hand grenade to instantly detonate when opened, and then sent it to Voldemort. Harry's family would have never been murdered and so would no one else be murdered. Hagrid could have been proved innocent by putting him under veritaserum and he would have explained it wasn't him. Even Harry could have done it after hearing the confession from Tom Riddle's Diary The plot if so flawed that any side could have won instantly if they were a little more intelligent. Because of this flaw, the deaths and any sort of struggle is meaningless simply because the wizard community were to racist towards muggles to even consider that they may have invented something that could be useful. There is no spell that can demolish a city in less than a second, but man figured out how to do it 40 years earlier.

Besides that, Chamber of Secrets was kinda cool. Big snake and everything.