Zesty Pineapple God

A naturally high and generally drowsy person, Zesty Pineapple God (ZPG) is an extremely dislikable person/pineapple/god/demon spawn. This means that the only people who can stand to be around him are Crazynumnums (who has unmatched powers of patience) and BFHOOVEY (who likes everyone, so doesn't really count).

Biography
ZPG has an unbelieveable ability to influence important pieces of history despite not really being liked or respected by anyone. For example, his awful thought about wanting to see what happened if he licked the sun. He did so, and caused a solar flare that wiped out the dinosaurs (except for the crocodiles. Crazynumnums decided to save them.) Similarly, after smoking marijuana over the edge of the volcano, he thought it would be a good idea to cause an eruption that destroyed the entire town of Pompeii.

Somehow, ZPG isn't hated by BFHOOVEY, despite attempting to set up his own drug dealing business as a direct competitor to BFHOOVEY. The reason for this is probably something to do with the fact that ZPG's drug dealing escapades failed dramatically. It was due to a combination of factors: the loyalty of BFHOOVEY's customers, meaning that BFHOOVEY had cornered that market; the general irritation that anyone feels when they come within 500 metres of him; and the fact that ZPG smoked all of his product before he could even begin to sell it.