Loaf Bloke

Loaf Bloke is the only bloke that's shape is reminiscent of a loaf of bread. Loaf bloke is the CEO of WikiHow. He has run the company since the year 1823 B.C. (At that time, the only computer had been invented by the immortal Cailan who has lived a grand total of 4.53 billion years. The computer had 1 billion petabytes of RAM.)

Biography
Loaf Bloke is part of the neutral beings known as Loafians. Loaf Bloke is the only bloke in the entire population of Loafians. The Loafians; as a species of 200,000,000,000.45; have a combined total amount of brain cells that slightly exceeds the integer known as 46. Loaf Bloke himself has 39.2345678986544567865445678986321234567890765445678996543234567896543223456787 654321234567876544567656567854... brain cells. The Loafians have been the slaves of most species for the last 23 million years. Apparently they make pretty good slaves even though they're only the size of a loaf of bread and have no functional limbs.

Loaf Bloke materialised on the planet of Elovian Eleven on the 25/12/0. strangely this is the same day that Greg Jefferson aka Jesus Christ was born. Many have theorised a correlation, but Sim-Paul confirmed via e-mail to a man named Chris that this was not correct. Chris, however, never told anyone so no one knows this information. Loaf Bloke was instantly thrust into the limelight when one of the people who enslaved the Loafians to help build a Children's Hospital on the planet C1c4c3M6, Callihan Cormy Whendoo Nan von Lidged II, met a sticky end when Loaf Bloke attempted to free the Loafians from enslavement. As Callihan was sitting down to a breakfast of pancakes, Loaf Bloke started a revolt outside his cabin. When Callihan went outside to see what was happening, Loaf Bloke activated his woke mode and fired a laser out of his eyes. Callihan was killed instantly. The Loafians lived on the planet C1c4c3M6 for a couple of weeks until Mr Treedgon McFreeman came and enslaved them once again. The Children's Hospital never finished construction leading to the death of the entire young population of Middetens, the total Middeten population became extinct just 68 years and 364 days later.

Mr Treedgon McFreeman forced the Loafians to mine a mountain full of iron ore for 3 days when Loaf Bloke tried to revolt again. He killed a couple of guards and Mr McFreeman himself with his woke mode, but Loaf Bloke was unsuccessful and ended up being shot by one of the guards. To this day a funeral was never held in his honour.