Lord Carrot

Back in the 1400's a carrot and a human met on a romantic cruise through the Mediterranean, man human (Lord Carrots father) and women carrot (Lord Carrots mother) met while John was eating his Sunday meal, carrot soup, which introduced the lovely couple. Later on they had sexual intercourse and out popped a fully grown half carrot half human hybrid.

This hybrid who his father named 'Lord Carrot' after his great grandmother Josephine, thought he was destined to rule over all the lands.

Lord Carrot started an army and built an orange castle to hide his troops, However his troops were never successful and were always stopped in place by Lord Onion (the Obama of the 1400's).

Unfortunately for the world Lord Carrot took over the world in the year 1523 after he beat Lord Onion in a personal game of Kahoot, this was a disaster as he had plans on turning all humans into carrots and all carrots into humans. Luckily he died only three days later of unknown STD's.