The Christian Disciple

The mysterious being known as Jamoister the transgender oyster A.K.A,The Christian Disciple, has resided on planet Earth for millennia. In the most recent centuries he has started his own cult, known as "The Glorious Gay Globglogabgalab Followers".

Biography
He started his life being a humble oyster, living on a desolate iceberg named Gary. However, Gary was tragically murdered in cold blood by a giant metal beast covered with annoying fleas. Later on in Jamoister's life, while raping and taping himself to a pole, a bystander told him the name of the beast. The titanic. To his horror, he did not get an erection. While Jamoister was in his youth, he discovered the one who knew the truths of the Multiverse.

Trivia

 * He is constantly mocked for being 'gay', yet he continuously rejects this notion. However it is clearly stated in facts in the Holy Bible that Christian was birthed as the most 'gayest' entity in the known Multiverse.
 * The Christian Disciple has the intense goal of achieving godhood, and being titled "The God of Gays".

Quotes
"'My children live in your eyes.'"