Chris

Chris has an IQ of 100. Yesterday he bought a used Ford Focus for $20 000. He says that when the iPhone was invented he wrote an angry ########## #### saying how he thunk of it first but only one person viewed the post, and that was him. When Amazon was founded, Chris complained to his family that he had been dreaming of online shopping for years, but his family didn't care, as they had bigger problems to deal with.

He also works a lot, so much in fact that he made $150 per day last year

Chris is always broke. as he is always saving for a new X-box game or food. He tries to live within his means but he only 37% of the time successful. He had dinner at KFC last night because the average inner city suburb has a KFC instead of McDonalds, which is more common in rural towns along major highways.

Biography
He was born in Australia on the date of the prime minister of the time (sir Robert Menzies) decapitation at the hands off the "The Veiled Prophets of Truth", (this wasn't publicised). Later he went to school where he got Bs some Cs and a couple of As (only receiving an A+ for English year 3). He graduated and got a job as a minimum wage worker and bought a nice house in the suburbs.

Trivia

 * He once got a Hole-in-one in Wii Sports, but no one cared.
 * He usually has dinner around 5:57pm.
 * He has had 2 girlfriends, none of which worked out (at the gym that is).
 * He is subscribed to Pewdiepie.
 * His hair is currently 25cm in length

Quotes
"'Will time ever stop turning?'" Will time ever stop turning? While my stomach keeps on churning. I shouldn't have eaten that burrito. It hurts 20 times worse than a mosquito."

"That Mexican made good food.  So good I missed Family Feud.   And now my family disowned me.   And I bought a Post Malone tee."

"Will time ever stop turning?  While I keep on learning.   I never was too fond of cheese.   Appreciated if you didn't hate me please." "My dog died on my car.  And my knees stick out too far.   I couldn't save him from death.   And I've got bad breath."

"Will time ever stop turning?  without glasses I have trouble discerning.   The real world from dreams   and pinecones from ice-creams."

"YouTube crashed and died today.  And my best friend didn't come out to play.   I feel so lonely    my life is baloney."

"Will time ever stop turning?  It's hard for you to begin inferring.   The bad times ahead.   For my lip has now bled.

"The postman didn't arrive.  and my Goldfish didn't survive.   Now my face is orange>   And I..."

He gave up after this line.