Jay Jay the Jet Plane

Jay Jay the Jet Plane is an immortal demi-deity forged from the procreation of the Great Globglogabgalab's and Thomas the Dank Engine, also referred to as "The Moist Beginning". He has a low tolerance to "Consent", and he once stole the Pope's Sphincter. He has an ongoing legal battle with the government of Mexico to wipe out "Consent".

Biography
When Jay Jay was birthed from the Great Globglogabgalab's meat flaps, he created the word moist and used it as his title. He is known as Jay Jay the Moist.

Trivia

 * He once nuked a orphanage, in the hope that the youth would learn that consent is a myth.
 * He is a strong believer that discipline works on his wife and children.

Quotes
"'Consent is an ongoing battle, and I feel that it should be wiped from the planet.'""'I like my women how I like my wine. Nine years old and in the basement.'""'I would prefer that condoms were illegal in western culture.'""'Of course I'm real.'"