The Veiled Prophets of Truth

History
The Veiled Prophets of Truth were established in 1496, after the banishment of Jews from Portugal on December 5th. The Jews who didn't want to leave the country instead created a new religion as a cover for their true beliefs, and King Manuel I allowed them to stay. However, soon various events occurred that the members of the Veiled Prophets simply couldn't deny, and the Veiled Prophets of Truth transformed from a small gathering of pretenders into the famous, worldwide organisation that they are today. This is due to their forward-thinking planning and ability to predict dozens of terrorist acts before they occur (many people have questioned whether these predictions come true because they're the ones doing them. These people are quickly greeted by Sergeant Penis-Whacker if they're male, and Lieutenant Peter Von Dwindervankle III if they're female).

During the half-century of fake preaching, a rumour started throughout Portugal about the people who could seemingly predict anything, and that rumour spread to the entirety of Europe. But the only reason they were able to predict such things as the emergence of the Blue Eyed Bald Baby as a vital participator in the Salem Witch Trials was due to their possession of the Display Folder which provided them with this information*. When Crazynumnums showed up to claim the Display Folder, they couldn't refuse, and for a few centuries they lived their lives attempting to fool people into thinking they still have predictive powers. However, in the year 1929, they came across a man who said that he was willing to become their newest member: Orion Six.

Orion Six has been a member of the Veiled Prophets of truth for the last 91 years, and the leader for the last seventy. He was able to predict 9/11, the Blue Eyed Bald Baby's role in the Holocaust, and the demise of James Buppo. He is also aware of the truth about the mysterious circumstances surrounding Buppo's death, but refuses to tell anyone, even the other Veiled Prophets of Truth. Whether that's to protect us or doom us remains to be seen.

In more recent times, the Veiled Prophets of Truth have been transformed from a simple fortune-telling organisation into an overarching world power, one that holds more weight than any monarch in the world. 147 of the worlds leaders are either members, sponsors, or benefactors of the organisation, and that number is swiftly rising. They also use subliminal messaging in the YouTube videos from Logan and Jake Paul to spread their message and brainwash people into unveiling the truth.

The most recent prediction that the Veiled Prophets of Truth have made, on the 14th August 2020, is that the Cringe King is coming, and he is a threat that even Crazynumnums may not be able to deal with. What his plan is, however, is still hidden. When asked why they were keeping this information from the world, Sergeant Penis-Whacker simply responded, "We like fucking with you."

* As stated on the Display Folder page, Crazynumnums and Sim-Paul were the only ones who could read the Display Folder, before it was deceased. However, the Display Folder possessed such raw power that anyone near it simply had knowledge transported instantly into their brains.

Hierarchy
Sergeant Penis-Whacker might be the most famous member of the Veiled Prophets of Truth, but she is certainly not the only one.